1. Where the heck does the name EvilMamaCow come from?
   
   Let thy secrets be revealed... it comes from the name of the name of the Eating Veal Makes Mad Cows Organization of course. E.. + v..l + Ma.. + Ma.. + Cow.. = EvilMamaCow.org. If it doesn't make sense maybe you would be better off on the Sesame Street Web Site. I'm not sure that it exists, but I imagine it must.
   
   
2. What is EvilMamaCow.org?
   
   An organization whose goal is to propagate information about the effects of supporting the Veal industry with respect to the Mad Cow Disease epidemic.
   
   
3. Why is EvilMamaCow.org?
   
   It is a story of how a couple of cataclysmic events took ahold of one man's life and changed the world forever more. Here, let me tell you the story...
   
   Once upon a time, on one day in particular, a man was really, really bored with his life. Whilst taking a break from his grueling work schedule, he began to surf the unyielding Internet. It just so happened that the owner of a graphic design company showed this man another website developed by a friend, about the disease called Gingervitis (url withheld). Having had his fill of the profound silliness present at all times on the Internet, the man experienced an epiphany. It was at that moment that he realized that he too could make a silly website, and maybe... just maybe... he could put something worthwhile on it too. In need of inspiration, the man turned to four of his truest friends in the world: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. Knowing that they would come through in his time of need, our hero found what he was looking for. Season 6, Episode 5: Fun With Veal. It was in this episode that the boys came together to stop that most viscious of crimes, raising cows for veal. They kidnapped the baby cows and kept the cows in their bedroom until the little fellers could fend for themselves. Of course he also developed a genital disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables and we end up learning that all cows should be eaten, big or small, short or tall. Anyway, I took that idea and ran with it until this website appeared out of thin air. The end.
   
   
   
   
4. How is EvilMamaCow.org?
   
   Well, it's pretty good. It came about from the simplest of PHP code developed on Dreamweaver, and a bunch of image editing on Macromedia Fireworks. I bought the domain, made the graphics, and put up the website pretty much all in one day, in my spare time. It was fun. Now I try to add at least one good informational page every couple days or so. In time this will be a repository for mad cow disease and related topics.
   
   
5. Just how cool is South Park anyway?
   
   Well, South Park is just about the coolest cartoon this side of Family Guy. In fact if South Park didn't exist, this website would probably be about The Beautiful People's club, or maybe the 101 all-time stupidest things that Peter has done or thought or daydreamed.
   
   
6. Is Mad Cow Disease real?
   
   Yes.
   
   
7. Will I catch Mad Cow Disease?
   
   No, although if you eat the brain of a cow with Mad Cow Disease you might end up with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, which is extremely NOT fun.
   
   
8. Is a Mad Cow going to tip over my car while driving through the Mid-West on my way to the next Phish concert?
   
   Probably not. Although you might tip over your car if you take too much acid, smoke too much pot, lose control of your car, crash through the wheat field on the side of the road, and slam into that 1000 pound bull with a big old 24 karat gold nose ring.
   
   
9. Does my cow have Mad Cow Disease?
   
   If you live in the USA probably not. There has not been a Mad Cow Disease outbreak since 2003 in Seattle, Washington and that particular area was quarantined immediately.
   Edit: (3/20/2006) Actually there have been a couple Mad Cow Disease sitings of late. See the homepage for recent BSE news including disease occurances in the US.
   
   

More questions will surely come in time. If you have any questions in particular please contact me and send your questions along. If I like them I might post them here on this page. Unless I don't know the answer, in which case I won't post them because I don't want to look like a dumbass on my own website.

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