Our number one mission here at EvilMamaCow.org is to raise the general consumer awareness about the causes and effects of mad cow disease. Our secondary motive is to realize that eating veal can only have one consequence, and that consequence is the angering of parental bovines. As detailed in The Truth, we can clearly see the relationship between the consumption of veal and the madness of cows. Once we become fully educated about the dangers of mad cow disease and the dangers of eating veal, the world will be a much safer place. As you can see from the images presented on this page, mad cows are quickly becoming a danger to motorists in the mid west. Act now, or you might be the next victim of a mad cow attack.

Please also take a moment to give props to our favorite South Park characters for their efforts in the battle against baby cow torture and Mad Cow Disease. Thank you Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and... "I hate you Kenny".

Witness now what a happy cow should look like...

Now, wouldn't you want all your cows to be this happy?

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